House Red:
Ashley: “The details are foggy, but I definitely finished drinking it, so it must have been alright? What am I, some rocket genius who can just remember every wine she drank all night?”
Delving into wine, one house at a time.
January 19, 2012
Lucy’s - House Red
January 19, 2012
The Watering Hole - House White
House Sauvignon Blanc:
Ashley: “This little jerk started out with a sharp nose Simple Green and an acrid, nigh crumbly mouthfeel. After allowing it to breath via spilling it all over my table, it relaxed into a mellow ride through a history of Jolly Rancher candy - from sour apple to watermelon.
Also, this bar will give you free wings and fries if you live without fear of disease. Overall, A-.”
The Watering Hole - New York City, NY
January 17, 2012
Saloon - House Red
House Red:
Ashley: “An equestrian wine, evoking leather straps, hay, rustic Vermont barns and their various wood-parts; some porcupine food undertones. Not bad, but it was preceded by a bacon-infused rye, so like, forget it.”
January 14, 2012
Church - House White
House White:
Ashley: “Nose of Bonnie Bell lipsmackers. Palette of rice vinegar, Farley’s fruit snacks and cardamom. Truly shocking.”
December 31, 2011
Radio - House Red
House Merlot:
Ashley: “Opaque and paste-like, this uncharismatic red opens with notes of dust, rocks, and fallen plaster, gradually leading into the claustrophobic sensation of an entire mouthful of Hunts ketchup. Then, there were more rocks. I implore you to learn from my mistakes and not put this wine in your body.”
Radio (formerly Club Choices) - Somerville, MA
December 14, 2011
Grendel’s Den - House White
House Pinot Grigio:
Ashley: “Harsh. Sore throat, cleaning products, notes of falsehoods and chicanery. All wrong, all done. I wouldn’t regret it, even if I had the choice. “
December 11, 2011
St. Anselm - House Red & White
Draught Syrah:
Ashley, heavily DayQuil’d: “This tastes like KETCHUP and smells like NOTHING!”
Draught White Wine:
Dan: “Sweet white, paired well with various animals.”
November 29, 2011
The Soda Bar - House White
House Pinot Grigio:
Christmas: “FUEL. Pure fucking rocket fuel. San Diego, I’m yours.”
November 23, 2011
The Model Cafe - House White
“This Is White, I Think”:
Ashley: “The details of the actual flavors elude me, which in retrospect was all part of the plan. Better than the many other poisonous and/or inorganic liquids that could have been poured in rather than wine. At least, I think.”
July 18, 2011
Tulsa Convention Center - House White
Stone Bluff “V” Sweet White:
Christmas: “Literally described as nothing more than a ‘Sweet White’ on the Stone Bluff website - seriously guys. Have a little self respect. That aside, it did hit the spot, once I came to realize it was not a true house wine, but rather a Sno Cone pineapple syrup-flavored tropical drink with wine-esque undertow. Good for post-show sippin’ while discussing Death Note with a guy wearing cat ears.”
Tokyo In Tulsa Convention - Tulsa, OK
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