House Merlot:

Ashley: “Opaque and paste-like, this uncharismatic red opens with notes of dust, rocks, and fallen plaster, gradually leading into the claustrophobic sensation of an entire mouthful of Hunts ketchup.  Then, there were more rocks.  I implore you to learn from my mistakes and not put this wine in your body.”

Radio (formerly Club Choices) - Somerville, MA